Prescription FAIL 28 November, 2011 at 9:14 pm

So, to continue our tale from Fun with Prescriptions …

When I  checked the mail from last week (we were out of town) … Note from CVS/Caremark.

After carefully reviewing the case, blah blah blah, according to our records, yadda yadda, we are DENYING your request for an exception for this medication because:

  • After two months, you are expected to switch to a 90-day supply
  • You can get a 90-day supply via the mail-order
  • You can also get a 90-day supply at your local CVS/Pharmacy and pay the mail order price

Because this prescription does not fulfill these requirements (90-day prescription required for all maintenance medications), we cannot grant you an exception to the 90-day maintenance rule requirement.

I’m going to try to scan it and post it, because seriously?  I can’t make this stuff up.

They can’t give me an exception to the rule requiring a 90-day prescription, because I need a 90-day prescription, and I don’t have a 90-day presecription, and I should have a 90-day prescription, so we can’t let you not have a 90-day prescription because you don’t have a 90-day prescription.

REALLY?  Clearly they don’t employ actual people, just scripts that are, SOMEHOW, incapable of performing simple logic?

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