Psychotomy

So, we went to a wedding (ok this is ~ a month out of date posting, whatever)

The groom seems decent (military man), and the bride is a friend and cousin of kiir’s. The wedding was on her father’s farm. Now, first off, I kept expecting the man to call out for a mint julip or something. I swear, he could’ve been colonel sanders in a different suit :o But he seemed nice.

After driving ~3hours to get there, we were completely ignored, except by my wife’s family (and frankly, i was still ignored, b/c family doesn’t see past the baby, no big). The groom looked relieved when another cousin grabbed his arm and dragged him (literally) over to introduce to everyone that was related to the bride beyond her parents.

But as for the title of this post …

You might be white trash when …

You have karaoke at your wedding
You spend more time hanging out with the djs than the guests (or the groom)
You play “Baby Got Back” at your wedding
You SING “Baby Got Back” at your wedding as a dedication to your mother, with the karaoke setup
(You totally don’t know the words to “Baby Got Back” while singing it as a dedication at your wedding …)
Someone else sings “Time Warp” (from Rocky Horror?)
Lets go back to having Karaoke at a wedding
Someone sings “Redneck Woman” at your wedding (I don’t think that was the bride … )

Actually, I also found it amusing that the first dance song … was apparently something from Ghost. Except, the words I was able to hear were basically about one person leaving the other … uh …

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